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Amorphe-Hexe - Amorphous-Mage in German, because I have this habit of changing my shape. Usually, however, I don't change my mind.

I'm liable to write about just about anything here. Give me a break. You may not like it. If you don't, don't read it. I am also insensitive, stupid, and say the wrong things. I apologize in advance for any misunderstandings my idiocy brings about.

By the by, you may actually know me without knowing me. Though it isn't the name I typically go by here, I am also known as Jaina Proudmoore, though no one here, with the exception of those who know me very well, calls me that. But you may, if you wish.

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Venomous nailpolish was a great idea! Maybe when this war business is over and done with, I’ll thank Lady Proudmoore for her weaponised cosmetics.

But I never-

Ohhhh!

You should try using acid in nail polish. It’s a brilliant tactic.

That is a wonderful idea, Lady. I cannot forsee this going wrong at all

Here, Lor’themar. A gift. *holds out a vial of shimmery red nail polish in heavily-gloved hands and grins hopefully*

It’s lovely, but I can’t help but shake the feeling that you’re up to something. Usually I have to steal your belongings…

No, no, honestly, it’s simply a gift. I hope you enjoy it. Use it to disembowel your enemies.

Preferably not me.

You know? I just noticed you’re wearing gloves. Did you receive a really awful manicure while I was blinded? Are you trying to hide your deft, beautiful magic fingers from the world? Come here. Let me help you. I think red would suit you beautifully.

Oh, no, no, I couldn’t, red looks simply atrocious on me. I-I’m just wearing gloves so that my fingers don’t get cold, that’s all!

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