Venomous nailpolish was a great idea! Maybe when this war business is over and done with, I’ll thank Lady Proudmoore for her weaponised cosmetics.
But I never-
You should try using acid in nail polish. It’s a brilliant tactic.
That is a wonderful idea, Lady. I cannot forsee this going wrong at all
Here, Lor’themar. A gift. *holds out a vial of shimmery red nail polish in heavily-gloved hands and grins hopefully*
It’s lovely, but I can’t help but shake the feeling that you’re up to something. Usually I have to steal your belongings…
No, no, honestly, it’s simply a gift. I hope you enjoy it. Use it to disembowel your enemies.
Preferably not me.
You know? I just noticed you’re wearing gloves. Did you receive a really awful manicure while I was blinded? Are you trying to hide your deft, beautiful magic fingers from the world? Come here. Let me help you. I think red would suit you beautifully.
Oh, no, no, I couldn’t, red looks simply atrocious on me. I-I’m just wearing gloves so that my fingers don’t get cold, that’s all!